RMOJ: Ma'am, here is your ridiculously oversized garden tool

Had my upstairs neighbour ask for help when I got home starting her brand new weed eater.

And not just any weed eater, but a giant gas powered one, weighing about 40 pounds, complete with shoulder strap and safety switches in triplicate. It's enough weed eater to do a small acreage... and we have about, oh maybe 14 feet of fence in the entire yard to trim. Finally got it started, and my last look was of a gal wearing safety goggles and crocs and fearlessly wielding a weed eater that was almost as tall as she was.